*Tissues are made by the nazis. They try to be all enticing and come in nice packages, but when you use them they slowely serrate your nose till you bleed profusly and die a slow and horrible death.
*It took me about 5 minutes and 3 ppl to figure out how to spell "serrate"
*A husband just isn't a husband unless he's a multi-millionare and is willing to get married on national TV.
*If you put your shoes on the wrong feet...your feet will probably start to hurt after a while.
*It must be hard for color blind people to color.
*If a cat and dog have "intercourse" they probably won't have babies. I know b/c my pets have tried numerous times. (sick)
*Throwing bouncy balls is fun, being a human bouncy ball is more fun.
*Somewhere between here and China there's a turtle.
*There's a monster under my bed.
*Mullets are people too.
